Hotel Joke - Astotel – A Favorite for Families in Paris
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About the Hotel
69 Rue Blanche,
Paris,
France,
75009,
Ile-de-France
-
Near Sacre-Coeur
Perfect
9.0
9.1
/10
4.9
/5
Loved by guests
Amazing location
Friendly staff
Comfortable bed
Complimentary snacks
Fresh design
"What singles out this hotel is the complementary drinks and snacks during the day and evening."
RhinosLeeds64 from United Kingdom
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"The rooms were very clean and comfortable and the staff were extremely friendly."
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"Excellent location next to the Moulin Rouge and Montmartre area!"
Sean from Malta
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Rooms & Amenities
Hotel Joke - Astotel has 44 rooms with soundproof walls, comfortable beds, and flat-screen TVs with satellite channels. Each room includes a private bathroom with a bath or shower, a mini-fridge stocked with free non-alcoholic drinks, an electric kettle, and free Wi-Fi. Family rooms offer additional space, a wardrobe, and a safe deposit box. Playful design elements include mid-century modern furniture, geometric carpets, and wooden pendant lights.
Dining & Snacks
A buffet breakfast is served daily, featuring hot drinks, pastries, fruit juices, cereals, eggs, and organic products. Complimentary snacks and drinks are available near the reception in the afternoon. The hotel does not have an onsite restaurant, but guests can use the lounge area as a quiet alternative to nearby bars.
Leisure & Nearby
The hotel is a 5-minute walk from Blanche Metro Station, which provides direct access to the Arc de Triomphe. Nearby attractions include Galeries Lafayette, Printemps department stores, and the Moulin Rouge. The Louvre Museum is 2.5 km away, while the Eiffel Tower is 4 km from the hotel.
Location & Transport
Hotel Joke - Astotel is in Paris's 9th arrondissement, a 10-minute walk from Haussmann - Saint-Lazare station. Charles de Gaulle and Orly airports are about an hour away via public transit. The area retains some of its former red-light district character, with theaters and shopping nearby.
Services & Extras
The hotel offers a 24-hour front desk, luggage storage, dry cleaning, and concierge services. Safety features include smoke detectors, a security system, and first aid kits. Free Wi-Fi is available throughout the property, along with an airport shuttle service (surcharge).
“This is a fun address that's serious about hospitality, near the Moulin Rouge. I found that the hotel makes a point of offering complimentary snacks and drinks, and its playful design extends to soundproofed rooms, as well as being located within walking distance of transportation. In my opinion, it's a smart choice for families or anyone looking for a cheerful base from which to explore Paris.”
Grace WhitmanContent & Editorial Director at Familyhotels
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Choose from a variety of room types
Choose from a wide variety of rooms designed for families, including double rooms, family suites, and rooms with breakfast included
Standard Double Room
2 persons
15 m²
1 King-size bed
Heating
Air conditioning
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Standard Twin Room
2 persons
16 m²
2 Single beds
Heating
Air conditioning
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Superior Double Room
2 persons
19 m²
1 King-size bed
Heating
Air conditioning
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Standard Single Room
2 persons
13 m²
1 Single bed
Heating
Air conditioning
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Facilities
Each family-friendly hotel provides top-notch amenities for an unforgettable stay with your loved ones
General
No smoking on site
Free Wi-Fi
Safe deposit box
24-hour reception
No pets allowed
24-hour security
Luggage storage
Lift
Smoke detectors
Fire extinguishers
Key card access
Guest Parking
Electric kettle
Services
Housekeeping
Dining
Special diet menus
Children
Cots
Room features
Air conditioning
Heating
Mini-bar
Soundproofed rooms
Tea and coffee facilities
Self-catering
Electric kettle
Media
Flat-screen TV
AM/FM alarm clock
Room decor
Carpeted floor
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Location
69 Rue Blanche,
Paris,
France,
75009,
Ile-de-France
Map view
69 Rue Blanche,
Paris,
France,
75009,
Ile-de-France
City landmarks
Museum
Louvre Museum
2.4
km
Square
Champs-Elysees
2.2
km
Landmark
Arc de Triomphe
2.9
km
Mall
Eiffel Tower
3.8
km
Church
Sacre-Coeur
1.3
km
Museum
Musee d'Orsay
2.5
km
Garden
Tuileries Garden
2.1
km
Square
Place de la Concorde
2.0
km
Church
Sainte-Chapelle
3.2
km
Cemetery
Montmartre
850 m
Landmark
Grand Palais
2.3
km
Museum
The Centre Pompidou
2.8
km
Church
Cathedrale Notre-Dame de Paris
3.5
km
Mall
Passage Brady
2.1
km
Park
Luxembourg Gardens
4.0
km
Museum
Grevin Museum
1.5
km
Church
Saint Augustin Church
1.4
km
Church
The Church of St Eustache
2.3
km
Landmark
Petit Palais
2.2
km
Bridge
Pont Alexandre III
2.5
km
Church
Chapelle Expiatoire
1.2
km
Garden
Champ de Mars
3.9
km
Museum
Musee Jacquemart-Andre
2.1
km
Landmark
Seine River
2.7
km
Theatre
Daunou Theatre
1.6
km
Church
The Church of Saint Peter of Montmartre
1.2
km
Landmark
Wall of Love
780 m
Church
Eglise Saint-Roch
2.1
km
Nearby
35 Rue du Chevalier-De-La-Barre
Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre
40 m
82 Boulevard de Clichy
Moulin Rouge
200 m
Restaurants
Bouillon pigalle
610 m
22 Boulevard de Clichy
Marianina
10 m
88 rue Blanche
Chez Pino
130 m
5 rue Mansart
Cafe Blanche
90 m
79 rue Blanche
Nouilles Vivantes
100 m
100 rue Blanche
Comedie Cafe
230 m
31 rue Pierre Fontaine
Le Vintimille
180 m
1 Place Adolphe Max
Quick
190 m
82 boulevard de Clichy
Epicerie Blanche
200 m
51 rue Blanche
Au Gourmet
270 m
19 rue de Bruxelles
Explore Paris
Local Highlights
Top Attractions
Activities
Dining
Entertainment
Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre
1 minutes' walk
A stunning basilica offering panoramic views of Paris and a unique architectural beauty. Its dome is a must-see.
Moulin Rouge
3 minutes' walk
Famous cabaret known for its extravagant shows and vibrant history. Catch a show for an exciting night out.
Grevin Museum
19 minutes' walk
A wax museum featuring lifelike figures of celebrities and historical figures. Ideal for family fun and unique photos.
Sacré-Cœur
16 minutes walking
An iconic basilica located in Montmartre. Its stunning architecture and art make it a significant cultural site.
Yoga Classes
5 minutes' walk
Relaxing yoga sessions available at nearby studios, catering to all levels. Pre-booking advised for busy classes.
Walking Tours
10 minutes' walk
Engaging guided tours through Montmartre's artsy streets. Perfect for exploring local history and culture.
Marianina
1 minutes' walk
Cozy Italian eatery with homemade pasta and seasonal dishes. Excellent for casual dining and family meals.
Bouillon Pigalle
8 minutes' walk
Traditional Parisian bistro known for classic dishes at reasonable prices. A delightful atmosphere and quick service.
Theatre de l'Atelier
10 minutes' walk
An intimate venue for live theater performance, showcasing a mix of classics and contemporary works. Ideal for culture lovers.
Le Trianon
15 minutes' walk
A beautiful concert hall hosting diverse music events. Great for an evening of live entertainment in a charming setting.
Tips on navigating the city
City Centre
Paris30 min
·
2.5
km
Airports
Orly Airport (ORY)31 min
·
20.4
km
Charles de Gaulle International Airport (CDG)39 min
·
25.6
km
Train
Gare Saint-Lazare11 min
·
900 m
Underground
Blanche Metro3 min
·
200 m
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs EUR 12 per person per day.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Languages
English, Spanish, Italian
Number of floors:
6
Number of rooms:
46
Former name
Blanche Hotel Paris
FAQs
About Hotel Joke - Astotel
What is the check-in and check-out policy at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is by 12:00.
How far is Hotel Joke - Astotel from the nearest metro station?
The hotel is 0.5 km from Blanche Metro Station.
What room amenities are available at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Rooms are equipped with air conditioning, a flat-screen TV, a minibar stocked with free non-alcoholic drinks, and a private bathroom.
Is breakfast available at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
The hotel offers a substantial buffet breakfast for an additional charge of 14 EUR.
What dining options are available near Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Nearby restaurants include Roy's Pub Restaurant, Flesh Restaurant, and Moodiz, all within 0.5 km.
Does Hotel Joke - Astotel provide any business services?
The hotel offers concierge services, free Wi-Fi, and newspapers in the lobby.
What notable attractions are near Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Nearby attractions include Moulin Rouge (0.5 km), Opéra Garnier (1 km), and La Cigale Concert Hall (0.5 km).
How can guests reach the main train stations from Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Gare Saint-Lazare is 1 km away, while Gare du Nord is 3 km from the hotel.
What is the closest airport to Hotel Joke - Astotel?
The hotel is 19 km from Paris - Orly Airport.
Does Hotel Joke - Astotel have a fitness facility?
The hotel features a gym area for guests to stay fit during their stay.
Is there a smoking policy at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
The hotel is a smoke-free property.
What communal amenities does Hotel Joke - Astotel offer?
Guests can enjoy lounge areas and complimentary snacks and drinks near the reception throughout the afternoon.