What is the check-in and check-out policy at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Check-in is at 15:00 and check-out is by 12:00.
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Hotel Joke - Astotel – A Favorite for Families in Paris
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About the Hotel
69 Rue Blanche, Paris, 75009,
- Near Sacre-Coeur
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3-star humor-themed hotel near Moulin Rouge with free snacks and drinks all day
Complimentary Drinks & Snacks
Hotel Joke - Astotel offers
Quirky Humor-Themed Rooms
Each room has humor-themed decor, including
Prime Location near Major Attractions
The hotel is a
Family-Friendly Amenities
Inclusive Breakfast and Guest Perks
A buffet breakfast is served each morning with fresh bread, cheese, fruit, cereals, hot items, and vegetarian/vegan/gluten-free options. Guests can take packaged nuts and dried fruit from the breakfast area as snacks for daily sightseeing. The hotel offers a
Highlights
Complimentary drinks: Free soft drinks & snacks from 2PM to 2AM
Room feature: Magnetic word tiles for guest-created sentences
Location: 2 minutes from Moulin Rouge & Blanche metro
Family perk: Family rooms with queen beds and sofa beds
Breakfast: Hot & cold buffet with vegan/gluten-free options
Astotel network: Free open bar at sister hotels across Paris
“This is a fun address that's serious about hospitality, near the Moulin Rouge. I found that the hotel makes a point of offering complimentary snacks and drinks, and its playful design extends to soundproofed rooms, as well as being located within walking distance of transportation. In my opinion, it's a smart choice for families or anyone looking for a cheerful base from which to explore Paris.”
Choose from a variety of room types
Choose from a wide variety of rooms designed for families, including double rooms, family suites, and rooms with breakfast included
- Double Room2 persons15 sq. feet1 King-size bedAir conditioningHeatingroom details
- Twin Room2 persons16 sq. feet2 Single bedsAir conditioningHeatingroom details
- Superior Room2 persons19 sq. feet1 King-size bedAir conditioningHeatingroom details
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Check-in/ Check-out
Facilities
Each family-friendly hotel provides top-notch amenities for an unforgettable stay with your loved ones
General
- No smoking on site
- Wi-Fi
- Safe deposit box
- 24-hour reception
- No pets allowed
- 24-hour security
- Luggage storage
- Lift
- Smoke detectors
- Fire extinguishers
- Key card access
Guest Parking
- Electric kettle
Services
- Housekeeping
Dining
- Special diet menus
Children
- Cots
Room features
- Air conditioning
- Heating
- Mini-bar
- Soundproofed rooms
- Tea and coffee facilities
Self-catering
- Electric kettle
Media
- Flat-screen TV
- AM/FM alarm clock
Room decor
- Carpeted floor
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Hotel Joke - Astotel Location
69 Rue Blanche, Paris, 75009,
Explore Paris
Local Highlights
Basilique du Sacre-Coeur de Montmartre
1 minutes' walk
A stunning basilica offering panoramic views of Paris and a unique architectural beauty. Its dome is a must-see.
Moulin Rouge
3 minutes' walk
Famous cabaret known for its extravagant shows and vibrant history. Catch a show for an exciting night out.
Grevin Museum
19 minutes' walk
A wax museum featuring lifelike figures of celebrities and historical figures. Ideal for family fun and unique photos.
Sacré-Cœur
16 minutes walking
An iconic basilica located in Montmartre. Its stunning architecture and art make it a significant cultural site.
Yoga Classes
5 minutes' walk
Relaxing yoga sessions available at nearby studios, catering to all levels. Pre-booking advised for busy classes.
Walking Tours
10 minutes' walk
Engaging guided tours through Montmartre's artsy streets. Perfect for exploring local history and culture.
Marianina
1 minutes' walk
Cozy Italian eatery with homemade pasta and seasonal dishes. Excellent for casual dining and family meals.
Bouillon Pigalle
8 minutes' walk
Traditional Parisian bistro known for classic dishes at reasonable prices. A delightful atmosphere and quick service.
Theatre de l'Atelier
10 minutes' walk
An intimate venue for live theater performance, showcasing a mix of classics and contemporary works. Ideal for culture lovers.
Le Trianon
15 minutes' walk
A beautiful concert hall hosting diverse music events. Great for an evening of live entertainment in a charming setting.
Tips on navigating the city
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Property information and rules
Check-in
from 15:00-23:59
Check-out
until 12 pm
Guest Parking
No parking available.
Internet
Wireless internet is available in the entire hotel for free.
Breakfast
You can start your day with a full breakfast, which costs EUR 12 per person per day.
Pets
Pets are not allowed.
Languages
English, Spanish, Italian
Number of floors:
6
Number of rooms:
46
Former name
Blanche Hotel Paris
Family-focused reviews and ratings
Read feedback from other families who have stayed to ensure you make the right choice.
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Pros
Good location
Free refreshments
Well-designed rooms
Friendly staff
Cons
Overbearing check-in
No English channels
One iron
Two keys
Guest reviewsbased on 1530 reviews
Parker from United States
Couple
Double Room
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: February 01, 2026
9/10
helpful staff interesting decor unique feel
the staff were very helpful and always available. the room decor was very interesting. the hotel gave the impression of not being part of a hotel chain.
The walls were very thin. I could hear neighbor conversations.
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Sophia from Greece
Couple
double room
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: January 29, 2026
6/10
adequate , but with issues
central location easy access room's outdated look bathroom's hygiene
the location was quite central and easy to reach other areas thanks to the metro nearby.
i stayed with my partner , and while the vibe seemed decent , some aspects disappointed me. we arrived a bit early , but early check-in was not possible , so we had to wait , this was great. the room was somewhat outdated , and the bathroom's cleanliness was not great.
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Mia from Germany
Couple
double room
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: January 05, 2026
6/10
small room poor ventilation
the hotel was nice upon arrival. free snacks and drinks seemed a thoughtful touch, yet i found some issues. the size of the room was much smaller than expected. the bathroom lacked proper ventilation, resulting in moisture buildup.
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Jennifer from Canada
Single
Double Room
3 nights in November 2025
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Reviewed: December 30, 2025
9.3/10
Excellent location with a nice touch
free snacks friendly staff welcome addition
I loved the complimentary drinks in my room. It was a really nice touch to have free snacks all day in the lobby. The staff was also very friendly and helpful. They always had a smile.
My room was a little outdated, though the minibar was a really welcome addition.
Location
9/10
This hotel is near a metro stop and several bus lines. The Moulin Rouge is very close to the hotel, near the top of the street, so it is accessible.
Rooms
9/10
My double room was cozy and clean. It had everything I needed. The hotel is very clean and well-arranged, with nice decoration both in the rooms and common areas.
Dining
10/10
The hotel offers complimentary water bottles, juices, and soft drinks every day. They provide a selection of snacks too. Breakfast includes good coffee. It is delicious with good variety.
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FAQs
About Hotel Joke - Astotel
How far is Hotel Joke - Astotel from the nearest metro station?
The hotel is 0.5 km from Blanche Metro Station.
What room amenities are available at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Rooms are equipped with air conditioning, a flat-screen TV, a minibar stocked with free non-alcoholic drinks, and a private bathroom.
Is breakfast available at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
The hotel offers a substantial buffet breakfast for an additional charge of 14 EUR.
What dining options are available near Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Nearby restaurants include Roy's Pub Restaurant, Flesh Restaurant, and Moodiz, all within 0.5 km.
Does Hotel Joke - Astotel provide any business services?
The hotel offers concierge services, free Wi-Fi, and newspapers in the lobby.
What notable attractions are near Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Nearby attractions include Moulin Rouge (0.5 km), Opéra Garnier (1 km), and La Cigale Concert Hall (0.5 km).
How can guests reach the main train stations from Hotel Joke - Astotel?
Gare Saint-Lazare is 1 km away, while Gare du Nord is 3 km from the hotel.
What is the closest airport to Hotel Joke - Astotel?
The hotel is 19 km from Paris - Orly Airport.
Does Hotel Joke - Astotel have a fitness facility?
The hotel features a gym area for guests to stay fit during their stay.
Is there a smoking policy at Hotel Joke - Astotel?
The hotel is a smoke-free property.
What communal amenities does Hotel Joke - Astotel offer?
Guests can enjoy lounge areas and complimentary snacks and drinks near the reception throughout the afternoon.
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